UFOlogists are freaking out over this NASA pic of a supposed Martian woman

The truth is out there… but you probably won’t find it at UFOlogist websites. Mashable draws our attention to an article posted over at UFO Sightings Daily that dissects a recent picture taken by NASA’s Curiosity Rover on Mars that supposedly depicts a woman standing on the surface of the planet.

Sure, unless the statue was made from the same adamantium used as the structure of Wolverine’s skeleton. An alien statue made of that substance would certainly be able to survive for many centuries, which makes sense because the aliens likely wanted to use it as a marker to help us discover the intergalactic Mass Relay system.

Oh, what’s that, you say? Neither Wolverine nor the plot of Mass Effect are real? Hey, using the same powers of deduction used by UFOlogist websites, I can make them as real as I want them to be!